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NEWS: HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!! and Other Improbable Crowdfunding Projects is now on sale!

HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!! & Other Improbable Crowdfunding Projects, my new anthology about improbable, futuristic, magical & alternate-world crowdfunding projects, is now on sale!

You can learn more on the HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!! website, including where you can buy the book. You can also peruse the FREE READS, AUTHOR INTERVIEWS, or PROJECTS BLURBS pages to get a feel for the anthology and learn more about the stories.

HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!! & Other Improbable Crowdfunding Projects

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If you’re a regular backer of Kickstarters, you’ve probably seen some unique crowdfunding projects in your time. But one thing all of those campaigns—boringly!—had in common was: They abided by the physical laws of the universe!

HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!! is an anthology of science fiction/fantasy stories told in the form of fictional crowdfunding pitches, using the components (and restrictions) of the format to tell the story. This includes but is not limited to: Project Goals, Rewards, User Comments, Project Updates, FAQs, and more. The idea is to replicate the feel of reading a crowdfunding pitch, so that even though the projects may be preposterous in the real world, they will feel like authentic crowdfunding projects as much as possible.

So if what you’ve always been looking for in a Kickstarter—and couldn’t find—was a project that allowed you to protect yourself from spoilers, buy wishes, find lost objects, or support a wildlife preserve for supernatural creatures, then HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!! & Other Improbable Crowdfunding Projects may be just the thing you’ve been looking for.

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

  • INTRODUCTION
    John Joseph Adams
  • HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!!
    Keffy R.M. Kehrli
  • FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY
    Jeremiah Tolbert
  • ZERO G R&J
    Mary Robinette Kowal
  • A MEMORIAL TO THE PATRIOTS
    Jake Kerr
  • I WANT TO BE A LIONESS
    Chuck Wendig
  • LIBERTY: SEEKING SUPPORT FOR A WRIT OF HABEAS CORPUS FOR A NON-HUMAN BEING
    Samuel Peralta
  • HELP SUMMON THE MOST HOLY FOLDED ONE!
    Harry Connolly
  • FULFILL MY DESTINY—AND SAVE THE WORLD!
    Matt Forbeck
  • LARPING THE APOCALYPSE 2: THE NANO-PLAGUE
    Tim Pratt
  • FUND TAPHOGNOSIS INDUSTRIES
    Tobias S. Buckell
  • CATASSASSINS!
    Veronica Belmont
  • FINDER OF LOST THINGS
    Monte Cook
  • PRIMA NOCTA DETECTIVE AGENCY NEEDS YOU
    Genevieve Valentine
  • SO JUICY TRANSFORMING STRIPS
    Matt Williamson
  • THE SPIRIT OF MARS: FUND A SACRED JOURNEY TO THE RED PLANET
    Andrew Penn Romine
  • FLASHED FORWARD
    Bradley Beaulieu
  • HELP ME FOLLOW MY SISTER INTO THE LAND OF THE DEAD
    Carmen Maria Machado
  • BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
    Michael J. Sullivan
  • A PRACTICAL MECHANISM FOR OVERCOMING THE DIRECTIONALITY OF TEMPORAL FLOW
    David D. Levine
  • LIFE-SIZED ARENA TETRIS!
    David Malki!
  • ZIPPERS
    Derek Van Gorder
  • I USED TO LOVE H.E.R.
    Maurice Broaddus
  • LOCALLY GROWN, ORGANIC
    Kat Howard
  • LET’S KEEP BURT GRIMSBY’S HEAD FROZEN!
    Heather Lindsley
  • JEROME 3.0
    Jason Gurley
  • HELP ME DESTROY CANNES!
    Jonathan L. Howard
  • SAVE THE PHOTOPHOBIC HEMOGLOBIVORES WITH THE SANGUINE RESERVE!
    Mur Lafferty
  • NOSFERATU, BRUTUS?
    Scott Sigler
  • UPDATES
    Vylar Kaftan and Shannon Prickett
  • YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
    Sylvia Spruck Wrigley
  • MECHANICAL ANIMALS
    Brooke Bolander
  • KISMET™
    Daniel H. Wilson
  • BRING ABOUT THE HALLOWEEN ETERNAL!!!
    Seanan McGuire

WEBSITE:

www.johnjosephadams.com/robot-army

WHERE TO BUY IT:

www.johnjosephadams.com/robot-army/buy-the-book

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Table of Contents: HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!! & Other Improbable Crowdfunding Projects

HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!! & Other Improbable Crowdfunding Projects contains 32 all-new, never-before-published stories, plus a reprint of the eponymous story that inspired the anthology. It will go on sale on July 1, 2014.

Here’s the final table of contents:

  • INTRODUCTION
    John Joseph Adams
  • HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!!
    Keffy R.M. Kehrli
  • FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY
    Jeremiah Tolbert
  • ZERO G R&J
    Mary Robinette Kowal
  • A MEMORIAL TO THE PATRIOTS
    Jake Kerr
  • I WANT TO BE A LIONESS
    Chuck Wendig
  • LIBERTY: SEEKING SUPPORT FOR A WRIT OF HABEAS CORPUS FOR A NON-HUMAN BEING
    Samuel Peralta
  • HELP SUMMON THE MOST HOLY FOLDED ONE!
    Harry Connolly
  • FULFILL MY DESTINY—AND SAVE THE WORLD!
    Matt Forbeck
  • LARPING THE APOCALYPSE 2: THE NANO-PLAGUE
    Tim Pratt
  • FUND TAPHOGNOSIS INDUSTRIES
    Tobias S. Buckell
  • CATASSASSINS!
    Veronica Belmont
  • FINDER OF LOST THINGS
    Monte Cook
  • PRIMA NOCTA DETECTIVE AGENCY NEEDS YOU
    Genevieve Valentine
  • SO JUICY TRANSFORMING STRIPS
    Matt Williamson
  • THE SPIRIT OF MARS: FUND A SACRED JOURNEY TO THE RED PLANET
    Andrew Penn Romine
  • FLASHED FORWARD
    Bradley Beaulieu
  • HELP ME FOLLOW MY SISTER INTO THE LAND OF THE DEAD
    Carmen Maria Machado
  • BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
    Michael J. Sullivan
  • A PRACTICAL MECHANISM FOR OVERCOMING THE DIRECTIONALITY OF TEMPORAL FLOW
    David D. Levine
  • LIFE-SIZED ARENA TETRIS!
    David Malki!
  • ZIPPERS
    Derek Van Gorder
  • I USED TO LOVE H.E.R.
    Maurice Broaddus
  • LOCALLY GROWN, ORGANIC
    Kat Howard
  • LET’S KEEP BURT GRIMSBY’S HEAD FROZEN!
    Heather Lindsley
  • JEROME 3.0
    Jason Gurley
  • HELP ME DESTROY CANNES!
    Jonathan L. Howard
  • SAVE THE PHOTOPHOBIC HEMOGLOBIVORES WITH THE SANGUINE RESERVE!
    Mur Lafferty
  • NOSFERATU, BRUTUS?
    Scott Sigler
  • UPDATES
    Vylar Kaftan and Shannon Prickett
  • YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
    Sylvia Spruck Wrigley
  • MECHANICAL ANIMALS
    Brooke Bolander
  • KISMET™
    Daniel H. Wilson
  • BRING ABOUT THE HALLOWEEN ETERNAL!!!
    Seanan McGuire
HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!!
Cover by Jason Gurley

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Help Fund HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!!

In the October 2013 issue of Lightspeed, you’ll find a story written in the form of a fictional Kickstarter pitch by Keffy R.M. Kehrli called “HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!!” My first thought when I read the story was: This story is really funny. My second thought was: I should build an anthology around it. My third thought was: Obviously the anthology should be launched via Kickstarter.

So that’s what I’m doing. I’m running Keffy’s story in Lightspeed as an original, and simultaneously launching a Kickstarter for HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!! & Other Improbable Kickstarters, an anthology of futuristic, magical, alternate-world, and entirely fictional crowdfunding projects.

In addition to the anthology itself, there are lots of great prizes available, like subscriptions to Lightspeed and Nightmare, and signed copies of my anthologies. So, if you enjoy Keffy’s story and would like to read more stories like it, please do check out the Kickstarter and consider backing it. In addition to Keffy’s story (which will be the lone reprint in the anthology), the book will include works by folks such as Seanan McGuire, Daniel H. Wilson, Tim Pratt, Tobias S. Buckell, and Mary Robinette Kowal—along with works by Kickstarter phenoms such as Monte Cook (Numenera), David Malki (Machine of Death: The Game of Creative Assassination), Michael J. Sullivan (Hollow World), and Matt Forbeck (12 for ’12)—and more! The Kickstarter ends October 31, so don’t delay!

 
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