October Acquisitions

New acquisitions! Hurricane Katrina has not detered the prolific Albert E. Cowdrey, as he’s been spinning tales even as the floodwaters wash away his city. This month, we have a new story from him, along with: a dark fantasy from John Morressy; a new A.I. story from our very own A.I.–Alex Irvine; a new suburban alien-invasion story from Carolyn Ives Gilman (after a five-year absence from our pages);and a slush survivor: Heather Lindsley, with an advertising-themed SF story–an impressive debut.

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The 3 Variable Funny Test

the Cutting Edge
(52% dark, 61% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor’s mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there’s
something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making
people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren’t
themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or
are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman – John Belushi



The 3-Variable Funny Test!

 

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 45% on darkness

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You scored higher than 88% on spontaneity

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You scored higher than 22% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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Gojira/Godzilla

It’s come to my attention that it’s somewhat of a travesty that I haven’t seen the original Godzilla. I admit, it does seem like something I should see. However, Netflix shamefully doesn’t have it. They have many other Godzilla movies, but not the original.

So, join me, friends, in petitioning Netflix to get it. All you have to do is go to their Request a Title page (which seems to be hidden in their FAQ) and send them an email saying that they should carry it.

It’s directed by Ishiro Honda, and is called Gojira (or Godzilla). Here’s the IMDB entry for the film.

UPDATE: Don’t bother emailing Netflix, as I’ve learned that the uncut Japanese edition is not available on DVD here in the States, and that the US version (marred by Raymond Burr) is not worth watching compared to the original.

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Award Winning Short Fiction

Scott Danielson, one of the editors of SFFAudio, maintains a blog called Science Fiction Story Reader. For his current project, he’s working his way through every piece of short fiction that has won a Hugo, Nebula, and/or World Fantasy award. It’s an interesting list, and Scott lists which ones he’s read, gives a */5 rating, and posts some thoughts about the piece (note: do beware spoilers).

I suggested to Scott that he make his Excel spreadsheet available for download, so anyone else who wants to tackle this project can use it to track his or her own progress. He liked the idea and said he’ll make it available soon.

I thought this was an interesting project, and this screamed “meme” to me, so here it is. Which of these award winners have you read? Bold your selections. I had trouble posting the list to my blog, so I posted my results to a separate webpage.

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Scalzi’s “Canon” SF Films

(via
Gwenda Bond
)


Scalzimovie

John Scalzi’s new book,


The Rough Guide to Science Fiction Movies
, includes a
list "Canon" SF films
To comply with the meme, bold the ones you’ve seen.  For
further discussion of the list, see Scalzi’s blog post today, about
his


Three Criteria for Science Fiction

  The Adventures of Buckaroo
Banzai Across the 8th Dimension!

 
Akira
  Alien
  Aliens
  Alphaville
  Back to the Future
  Blade Runner
  Brazil

  Bride of Frankenstein

  Brother From Another Planet
  A Clockwork Orange
  Close Encounters of the Third Kind
  Contact

  The Damned

  Destination Moon
 
The Day The Earth Stood Still
  Delicatessen
(When the hell is this going to come out on
DVD?)

  Escape From New York
  ET: The Extraterrestrial
  Flash Gordon: Space Soldiers (serial)
 
The Fly (1985 version)
  Forbidden Planet

  Ghost in the Shell
  Gojira/Godzilla
  The Incredibles
  Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956 version)
  Jurassic Park
  Mad Max 2/The Road Warrior

  The Matrix
  Metropolis

  On the Beach
  Planet of the Apes (1968 version)
  Robocop

  Sleeper

  Solaris (1972 version)
  Star Trek II: The Wrath of
Khan

 
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
  Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  The Stepford Wives
 
Superman
  Terminator 2: Judgement Day

  The Thing From Another World
  Things to Come
  Tron
  12 Monkeys

  28 Days Later
  20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
 
2001: A Space Odyssey
  La Voyage Dans la Lune

  War of the Worlds (1953 version)

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Link Roundup

I’ve been meaning to post on a number of topics recently and have been continually forgetting to do so, so…

(1) Deanna Hoak posted some interesting thoughts about her copyediting process.

(2) David Barr Kirtley has some of his short fiction up at Fictionwise now, which I recommend you all go purchase right away. In particular, I recommend “The Black Bird” and “Seeds-for-Brains.” And if you’re a SFWA member, you can read what I think is his best story, “Veil of Ignorance” here.

(3) Speaking of short stories, go read Tobias S. Buckell’s new short in Nature.

(4) I’ve been doing some transcribing for Ellen Datlow for SCI FICTION’s classics. I recently transcribed “Under the Hollywood Sign” by Tom Reamy, “The Water Sculptor” by George Zebrowski, and “Painwise” by James Tiptree, Jr. Go read. Not that it matters that I did the transcribing, but it makes me feel special to point this out.

(5) Tim Pratt had a scary encounter with a road-rager with a gun on the highway. Read the harrowing account here.

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STRONG MEDICINE: Books That Cure What Ails You

The premier issue of Orson Scott Card’s InterGalactic Medicine Show is now live. It includes the first entry of my monthly book review column, which will be called STRONG MEDICINE: Books That Cure What Ails You. In this installment, I review S. M. Stirling’s Dies the Fire and The Protector’s War, The King in the Window by Adam Gopnik, and Thud! by Terry Pratchett (on audio). I think it turned out pretty well, what do you think?

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