Bad Plot Monsters and Evil Grammar Demons

In the comments to the “Whaddya Want” thread, Patrick M. posted an interesting request:

I’d like to see a side scrolling video game where you save manuscripts from the slush, battling bad plot monsters and evil grammar demons while dodging bipedal cows that don’t hold your interest.  And collect paper clips for a power up.

You know, now I want to see that too.  Anyone out there got the chops to make such a thing?  I’m sure the writing community would love you for it.  Or I would anyway.

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Some Folks Call It a Periodical…

…Karl Childers calls it a magazine to subscribe to.

It seems good old Karl Childers from Sling Blade subscribes to F&SF.  That’s very cool, if you ask me.  I mean, he didn’t seem like the reading type, but he sure could fix a lawn mower.  Yeah, he’s trying to be cleverly incognitio by changing the spelling of his name to “Carl Childers,” but he can’t fool me.  I processed his subscription today. 

If you’re reading this Karl, I sure do hope you enjoy the magazine.  You won’t be needing that lawn mower blade (or your kaiser blade). Really.

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Pandora Radio

Lately, I’ve been playing around with this online radio station called Pandora.  You tell it some bands that you like, and it finds other bands you might like based on similar harmonics or something.

When it plays a song, you can ask it why it chose to play that song.  Instead of telling you they played DevilDriver because you like In Flames, it’ll say something like:

Based on what you’ve told us so far, we’re playing this track because it features speed metal stylings, the use of experimental sounds, mild rhythmic syncopation, varying tempo and time signatures and extensive vamping. 

I don’t really know what that means, but it’s kind of cool.  It actually explains, in the FAQ, what syncopation and vamping are, but after reading the definition, I still don’t understand what they are.

But anyhow… once you create your radio station, you can fine tune it by giving songs a thumbs up or thumbs down.  When you give something a thumbs down, it’ll try not to play stuff like that anymore. 

You can also share your radio station.  Here’s mine if you want to hear it: http://www.pandora.com/?sc=sh43492.  Of course, keep in mind that I won’t be a fan of everything it plays since I’m still training it.  But it’s pretty decent.  I’d like it if it had a larger selection of songs; it keeps repeating a few certain bands, but other than that it’s fun to play with. 

I almost immediately discovered a song I really liked, and liked it enough that I sought out other songs by that band.  As a result, I bought their album, and then bought their previous album (they’ve only got two).  They’re awesome.  They’re called The Agony Scene.  To get my station going, I used In Flames as the starting point.  The Agony Scene came up as the second or third song. 

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Old Money

I just got a series 1957 one dollar bill in change at the drug store.  Aren’t bills supposed to be retired once they reach a certain age?  This thing is so old it’s very noticably different in appearance than the dollar bills I’m used to seeing.

UPDATE: Due to reader demand, I’ve scanned the dollar bill in question, alongside a 2003 dollar bill for comparison.  The 2003 is on the top; the 1957 is on the bottom.  The back of the bill looks the same as current bills.

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Page 123 Meme

The rules:

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don’t search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what’s actually next to you.

Okay, here’s mine:

“With all the security devices you’ve got?”

I guess the fun is to see if anyone can figure out what it’s from, or else to see what wacky sentences show up.  I’ll give some hints: this book was published in December 2005 by a well-known author who has won many awards. 

via Andrew Wheeler

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SF Site Reader’s Choice Award

SF Site is now accepting votes for the Annual SF Site Reader’s Choice award. Basically, you select ten books and rank them in order of preference, then email them to the voting email address.

Do not that their definition of “book” is fairly inclusive: it even includes specific issues of magazines. With that in mind, do feel free to include issues of F&SF in your rankings. And may I suggest nominating the Oct./Nov. 2005 issue, which Jonathan Strahan said was perhaps the best collection of short fiction to be published in 2005 (as compared to anthologies and collections, and every other magazine issue)?

Vote now! Deadline is Feb. 10, 2006.

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