Boot Camps for Writers

Waiting for me when I got home from work yesterday was my contributor copy of the 2007 Novel & Short Story Writer’s Market. In it is my article “Boot Camps for Writers: Whip Your Speculative Fiction Into Shape.” It is, as the title implies, an overview of the various SF writing workshops (Clarion and its ilk). In my humble opinion, I think it’s a good piece, and will serve the NSSWM audience well. It’s pretty comprehensive, and lists all the logistical information (price, length of workshop, starting dates, etc.) for each workshop, which I think would make it easy to compare and contrast them to see which would work best for you.

 

So, go to your local bookstore and check it out. Hell, buy a copy if you want to (though I don’t get royalties or anything, so I’m not going to beg).

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Veteran Geese




Goose

Originally uploaded by slushgod.

Why did the goose cross the road?

To go visit his war buddy at the Menlo Park Veteran’s Home obviously!

The geese were flocking around the entrance to the Veteran’s Home when I went to visit my grandfather the other day. I took pictures. I could have taken pictures of the huge gobs of crap that littered the sidewalk too, but I restrained myself.

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Attn: Authors Going to Worldcon

If you’re an author planning to attend Worldcon, and you’ve got a new book out, or a new book deal, or some other kind of book-related news, please feel free to email me now so that we can possibly set up a time at Worldcon for me to interview you for SCIFI.com. My editor at SCI FI Wire is giving me some lattitude to conduct interviews while I’m at the con, so I’m hoping to do as many as possible. I can’t interview everyone who’s interested, of course, but don’t let that stop you from inquiring about the possibility.

Rather than posting a comment, please email me at johnjosephadams@gmail.com if you’d like to set something up.

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Off on a Tangent

I’d forgotten to mention this until now, but F&SF recently ventured into the realm of web-only publishing. That is, we added a web-only column to the website. It’s written by Dave Truesdale (of Tangent Online fame), and is called, appropriately, “Off on a Tangent.” In this first installment, Dave discusses the pithy and sometimes controversial book reviews of Alfred Bester, who served as F&SF‘s book reviews editor for two years or so.

If you like the column, and you’d like to see it continue, then be sure to take note of the disclaimer at the bottom of the article:

Remember when National Lampoon said “If you don’t buy this magazine, we’ll kill this dog.”? Well, we don’t have anything comparable planned for Mr. Truesdale, but since this column represents our first foray into Web-only publishing, we’ve decided thus: as long as one person uses the PayPal link below to buy a subscription, we’ll continue running the column.

In other words, Buy a subscription or we’ll kill this column. “Buy a subscription or this kitten dies?”

So go take a look and report back. What do you think? Do you like the column? Do you like the idea of a web-only column, but dislike the column itself? Opinions? Thoughts? Concerns?

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Site Updates

For those who are interested in my musical tastes, I’ve updated my playlist (which can normally be found under the Listmania header on the left sidebar).

I also added my blogroll down at the bottom of the left sidebar. That’s a lotta blogs!

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Books Meme

Looks like I was tagged for this meme by Andrew Wheeler (a/k/a G.B.H. Hornswoggler, Gent.).  So here it goes:

1. One book that changed your life?

I’ll give you two, for two different reasons.  One is Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.  That might seem like an odd book to change one’s life, but it was what opened me up to reading SF in a serious and hardcore way.  I’d read a bunch of SF and fantasy when I was younger and then kind of drifted away from it; mainly, if for no other reason, that I was not really aware of publishing categories because I mostly used to just read whatever my sister gave to me.  So Crichton hooked me in the mainstream section of the bookstore, and my search for more stuff like that lead me to SF, which I had a lot of misconceptions about at the time.  Luckily, someone explained to me that if I could handle the science in Jurassic Park, then I could handle any of the science in an SF novel. 

The other book is The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester.  Perhaps not coincidentally, this is my favorite novel.  The reason I think of it as a book that changed my life is because I read it at a point in my reading career at which I was not particularly well-read in the genre, and Stars completely blew my mind and made me realize Holy shit, this is what SF is capable of.  Once I read that book, there was no turning back.  I started reading SF almost exclusively after that, and eventually grew inspired to try my hand at writing (and, eventually, editing) it.  In fact, my Very Bad Novel (which was later adapted into my Very Bad Screenplay, which though Very Bad, was once optioned for cash money) is very much inspired by The Stars My Destination–not so much so that just anyone would recognize it, I think, but there’s a lot of Gully Foyle in the protagonist.

2. One book you have read more than once?

I haven’t read many books more than once, as I tend to be more interested in what’s in that next book, than revisiting what I’ve already read.  That said, I’ve re-read both of the abovementioned books, and I’ve also re-read Crichton’s Sphere (which was my favorite novel for a while, and is a book I still have a great fondness for). 

3. One book you would want on a desert island?

I refuse to name the book I’d want on the off chance that I do end up on a desert island.  Because if I say the name of the book aloud (or in pixels), that’ll pretty much guarantee I won’t end up with it.  I mean, come on: if my luck is bad enough that I end up on a desert island, you think I’m going to end up with the book I want? 

4. One book that made you laugh?

You can take your pick of Terry Pratchett Discworld novels, or Douglas Adams’s Hitchhiker’s Guide books.  But I usually find there’s at least some humor in most novels.  For instance, I know there were moments where I laughed during Naomi Novik’s Temeraire series, even though it’s by no means a comedic series.

5. One book that made you cry?

I’m not sure I can think of any books that have made me cry, though it’s entirely possible, as I know I’ve teared up at films.  I’m pretty sure I got a little weepy at “Flowers for Algernon,” though that would have been when I read the novelette version (it’s possible that it happened when I read the novel too, but unlikely since the emotional impact would have been lessened since I knew how it ended at that point). 

6. One book you wish had been written?

One more Alfred Bester novel, to have been written during the 50s, at which point he was at the height of his creative prowess.

7. One book you wish had never had been written?

I don’t hate any book enough that I’d wish it had never been written.  Even if I think it’s rubbish, I’d rather the world had more books in it, so I wouldn’t wish non-existence upon any book.  Although it would be an interesting alternate history premise to imagine how the world might have developed differently if no holy books (The Bible, The Koran, etc.) had ever been written.

8. One book you are currently reading?

I’m currently reading Paragaea by Chris Roberson, and I think it’s pretty great so far. 

At lunch today, I was just perusing a writing business book called Freelance Forever, which I bought at The Strand for a dollar yesterday.  A lot of it is probably outdated since it was published in 1982, but there’s some good advice in it so far. 

9. One book you have been meaning to read?

George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series.  Oh, and the Harry Potter books too.  Those two series are what I get asked about most often, it seems, and receive appalled looks in response to my confession that I have not read them.

10. Now tag five people.

Doug Cohen

David Barr Kirtley

Jeremy Tolbert

Trent Hergenrader

Samantha Ling

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Worldcon Panel

So, the rumors of my Worldcon panel-snubbing have been greatly-exaggerated. Well, no, that’s not exactly true, but I’ve been added to a panel to replace someone who can’t make it. Here’s the panel info:

IT CRAWLED OUT OF THE SLUSH PILE
Stephen Eley, Betsy Mitchell, Alan Rodgers, John Joseph Adams
Friday 11:30, ACC 210-B

Description: Editors share their “favorite” stories of manuscripts that were a triumph of hope over talent.

It sounds kind of mean, but I hear it’s usually a lot of fun, and is somewhat of a staple panel for a lot of cons. I’ll probably use something from Gordon’s file o’ badness, to avoid insulting a writer’s recent work.

Though I have to admit, after learning of the panel, I came across two submissions (from terrible regulars) which would be perfect for this. One of them, had I been drinking, surely would have caused liquid to stream from my nostrils. This was due, in part, to my thinking beforehand that it would probably be bad, and so would be ideal for the panel. I didn’t make it through the first sentence before cracking up.

So, the thing is, to read that would feel like crossing a line–because that writer is writing at that level right now. For the old stuff in Gordon’s file, at least that’s ancient history at this point, and any writer who was writing at that level then probably isn’t still writing at that level (one would hope). Still, I’m ambivalent about being on the panel.

Here’s the rest of the Worldcon schedule.

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