F&SF Dec. 2006: Favorite Story Poll

What was your favorite story in the December 2006 issue? Vote in the poll! Let your voice be heard!

F&SF 12/06: Favorite Story Poll

VOTING HAS CLOSED

Selection

Votes

The Christmas Witch – M. Rickert

34%

Pills Forever – Robert Reed

5%

Damascus – Daryl Gregory

26%

Bye the Rules – Matthew Hughes

8%

John Uskglass and the Cumbrian Charcoal Burner – Susanna Clarke

24%

Dazzle the Pundit – Scott Bradfield

0%

I wasn’t overly impressed by any of them.

3%

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Interview with Matthew Hughes

Science Fiction Weekly just published my interview with Matthew Hughes, author of the new and excellent novel Majestrum, as well as several other fine novels and terrific short stories.

[Excerpt:] I keep an “ideas” file on my hard drive. When I decided, back in 2003, that I should try selling short stories to the magazines in order to raise my profile before Black Brillion came out, I looked through the file and came across a snippet that said something like “Suppose you came to suspect that you were living in a world that was the result of someone’s three wishes going as wrong as they always do?”

I thought, “That’ll do,” and began to sketch out a story set in my Archonate milieu. It needed a point-of-view character, and out popped Henghis Hapthorn, a Sherlock Holmesian sleuth. He is hyper-intelligent, hugely successful as a “freelance discriminator” and gloriously vain about his ability to unravel mysteries. Then he suddenly finds himself transformed into an impoverished toad of a fellow whose shining intellect has been turned down to about 15 watts.

He sets out to investigate, aided by his acerbic integrator, an artificial intelligence he designed and built to be his Dr. Watson. Their search leads him to an unlikely answer–the cause of his disabilities, which are shared by every handsome, wealthy and intelligent man in Olkney, is magic. But magic, as Hapthorn well knows, is all a lot of humbunkery.

This causes a cognitive dissonance for Hapthorn, even as he solves the case, which would not have amounted to much except that when Gordon Van Gelder read the story, entitled “Mastermindless,” he quite loved it, and I recognized that Hapthorn was too good a character to use once and throw away.

Go read the rest and tell me what you think! And go buy Matt’s books!

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Interview with Matthew Hughes

Science Fiction Weekly just published my interview with Matthew Hughes, author of the new and excellent novel Majestrum, as well as several other fine novels and terrific short stories.

[Excerpt:] I keep an “ideas” file on my hard drive. When I decided, back in 2003, that I should try selling short stories to the magazines in order to raise my profile before Black Brillion came out, I looked through the file and came across a snippet that said something like “Suppose you came to suspect that you were living in a world that was the result of someone’s three wishes going as wrong as they always do?”

I thought, “That’ll do,” and began to sketch out a story set in my Archonate milieu. It needed a point-of-view character, and out popped Henghis Hapthorn, a Sherlock Holmesian sleuth. He is hyper-intelligent, hugely successful as a “freelance discriminator” and gloriously vain about his ability to unravel mysteries. Then he suddenly finds himself transformed into an impoverished toad of a fellow whose shining intellect has been turned down to about 15 watts.

He sets out to investigate, aided by his acerbic integrator, an artificial intelligence he designed and built to be his Dr. Watson. Their search leads him to an unlikely answer–the cause of his disabilities, which are shared by every handsome, wealthy and intelligent man in Olkney, is magic. But magic, as Hapthorn well knows, is all a lot of humbunkery.

This causes a cognitive dissonance for Hapthorn, even as he solves the case, which would not have amounted to much except that when Gordon Van Gelder read the story, entitled “Mastermindless,” he quite loved it, and I recognized that Hapthorn was too good a character to use once and throw away.

Go read the rest and tell me what you think! And go buy Matt’s books!

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Shimmer Pirate Issue: Open to Submissions Dec. 1st!

Avast ye rowdy sea-dogs!  The Shimmer Pirate Issue will officially be open for submissions Dec. 1st!  Get your stories ready to set sail.

The Pirate Issue

Pirates! The word evokes the high seas, deep space and bootleg software. Be honest, who hasn’t wanted to be a pirate? Think of plunder, booty — Avast!

The MS Shimmer has been captured by the Dred Pirate John Joseph Adams, first-mate of the Fantasy & Science Fiction. For the Summer 2007 issue, our pages will be filled with pirate stories. What better way to celebrate National Talk Like a Pirate Day?

What kind of pirates? All kinds — fantasy, science fiction, contemporary, historical, futuristic, high seas, deep space — if it’s got pirates and it’s speculative fiction, Captain Adams wants it. The usual Shimmer guidelines apply, but with pirates.

Bring us your pirate stories for Summer 2007, the Pirate Issue.

Submission porthole: December 1, 2006-January 31, 2007.

Send submissions to submissions@shimmerzine.com with “Pirate Submission: Title” in the subject line. Early submissions are accepted, but there’s absolutely no guarantee that they’ll be read before December. Savvy?

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Tech Toys


Verizon Wireless XV6700So in addition to the iPod that I recently bought (then lost, and had returned to me), I’ve bought a few other new tech toys recently. 

One of them is a new phone, a Verizon Wireless XV6700 (see right).   As you can probably guess from that image, it’s a phone/Pocket PC. It’s got a side-keyboard (which is basically QWERTY keyboard) that slides out from behind the phone when you want to use it, and is hidden behind the phone when not needed; the screen shifts from portrait to landscape view as necessary. Very cool. Initially, I found I liked it much more as a Pocket PC than I liked it as a phone; I couldn’t seem to get the volume loud enough for my liking. Through googling, I did discover some registry hacks that enabled me to boost the volume a bit; I remain puzzled, however, why it wasn’t easier to adjust it manually.  Sure, there’s a volume control, but even at its highest setting, I wasn’t previously satisfied with it.  Now, I’m okay with it, though it still isn’t a *great* phone.  Overall, it’s a great *gadget,* when you factor in all of its capabilities though. Having the integrated Pocket PC is very cool, as it ensures that I’ll never be without something to read. And it’s got full mobile-web capability, meaning I can not only check my email, I can also actually surf the web, though of course many sites are all but unreadable on mobile browsers.  Still, it’s handy. It’s also got integrated bluetooth, so I got myself a bluetooth headset to go along with it; that I’m not too happy with. It *really* isn’t as loud as I need it to be; or, rather, it’s not loud enough when you need it most (i.e., in the car). 

iMuffs Wireles Headphones for your iPod and Bluetooth phone! Now for iPod nano and videoSpeaking of bluetooth, when I bought my iPod and continued to get my earbud cord tangled on things, I wondered why in the hell Apple hasn’t made an iPod with integrated bluetooth for wireless headphones.  Well, there still isn’t any such thing, but there are bluetooth iPod accessories, such as the iMuffs bluetooth headphones (which conveniently also works as a bluetooth phone accessory).  Haven’t gotten this one yet (it’s on its way), but it sounds pretty awesome.

And speaking of wireless things in general, the other day I got myself a wireless laser mouse, which is way cool too. I’m not sure what the difference between a laser mouse and an optical mouse is exactly, but the box claims that the laser mouse (or this one anyway) is 20x more accurate than an optical mouse (not that I ever had any accuracy problems with my old corded optical mouse).  When I bought my current PC, I opted for the wireless keyboard option, which came with a wireless mouse too, but the mouse that came with the keyboard was such a featureless piece of crap, I couldn’t bear to give up my optical mouse.  I’d grown accustomed to the handy back and forward buttons located on the sides of the mouse, and the one that came with my keyboard didn’t have them (so into the Big Box of Computer Peripherals I’m-Not-Currently-Using-But-May-Someday-Want in the basement). 

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