Shimmer Pirate Issue: Open to Submissions Dec. 1st!

Avast ye rowdy sea-dogs!  The Shimmer Pirate Issue will officially be open for submissions Dec. 1st!  Get your stories ready to set sail.

The Pirate Issue

Pirates! The word evokes the high seas, deep space and bootleg software. Be honest, who hasn’t wanted to be a pirate? Think of plunder, booty — Avast!

The MS Shimmer has been captured by the Dred Pirate John Joseph Adams, first-mate of the Fantasy & Science Fiction. For the Summer 2007 issue, our pages will be filled with pirate stories. What better way to celebrate National Talk Like a Pirate Day?

What kind of pirates? All kinds — fantasy, science fiction, contemporary, historical, futuristic, high seas, deep space — if it’s got pirates and it’s speculative fiction, Captain Adams wants it. The usual Shimmer guidelines apply, but with pirates.

Bring us your pirate stories for Summer 2007, the Pirate Issue.

Submission porthole: December 1, 2006-January 31, 2007.

Send submissions to submissions@shimmerzine.com with “Pirate Submission: Title” in the subject line. Early submissions are accepted, but there’s absolutely no guarantee that they’ll be read before December. Savvy?

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Tech Toys


Verizon Wireless XV6700So in addition to the iPod that I recently bought (then lost, and had returned to me), I’ve bought a few other new tech toys recently. 

One of them is a new phone, a Verizon Wireless XV6700 (see right).   As you can probably guess from that image, it’s a phone/Pocket PC. It’s got a side-keyboard (which is basically QWERTY keyboard) that slides out from behind the phone when you want to use it, and is hidden behind the phone when not needed; the screen shifts from portrait to landscape view as necessary. Very cool. Initially, I found I liked it much more as a Pocket PC than I liked it as a phone; I couldn’t seem to get the volume loud enough for my liking. Through googling, I did discover some registry hacks that enabled me to boost the volume a bit; I remain puzzled, however, why it wasn’t easier to adjust it manually.  Sure, there’s a volume control, but even at its highest setting, I wasn’t previously satisfied with it.  Now, I’m okay with it, though it still isn’t a *great* phone.  Overall, it’s a great *gadget,* when you factor in all of its capabilities though. Having the integrated Pocket PC is very cool, as it ensures that I’ll never be without something to read. And it’s got full mobile-web capability, meaning I can not only check my email, I can also actually surf the web, though of course many sites are all but unreadable on mobile browsers.  Still, it’s handy. It’s also got integrated bluetooth, so I got myself a bluetooth headset to go along with it; that I’m not too happy with. It *really* isn’t as loud as I need it to be; or, rather, it’s not loud enough when you need it most (i.e., in the car). 

iMuffs Wireles Headphones for your iPod and Bluetooth phone! Now for iPod nano and videoSpeaking of bluetooth, when I bought my iPod and continued to get my earbud cord tangled on things, I wondered why in the hell Apple hasn’t made an iPod with integrated bluetooth for wireless headphones.  Well, there still isn’t any such thing, but there are bluetooth iPod accessories, such as the iMuffs bluetooth headphones (which conveniently also works as a bluetooth phone accessory).  Haven’t gotten this one yet (it’s on its way), but it sounds pretty awesome.

And speaking of wireless things in general, the other day I got myself a wireless laser mouse, which is way cool too. I’m not sure what the difference between a laser mouse and an optical mouse is exactly, but the box claims that the laser mouse (or this one anyway) is 20x more accurate than an optical mouse (not that I ever had any accuracy problems with my old corded optical mouse).  When I bought my current PC, I opted for the wireless keyboard option, which came with a wireless mouse too, but the mouse that came with the keyboard was such a featureless piece of crap, I couldn’t bear to give up my optical mouse.  I’d grown accustomed to the handy back and forward buttons located on the sides of the mouse, and the one that came with my keyboard didn’t have them (so into the Big Box of Computer Peripherals I’m-Not-Currently-Using-But-May-Someday-Want in the basement). 

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Furniture

I’ve never had to buy actual living room furniture before, so I’m not sure how much this stuff should cost. I was browsing this furniture store today, which is going out of business and so has clearance sales, and I found a couple love seats I liked (which is really the only thing I’m looking for). What I really want is a love seat that also has the leg rests that pop up like in a recliner. At this store, they had several of those to choose from, ranging from around $800 for leather models and $600 for fabric models. Is it just me, or does that price seem kind of high for something that’s on clearance? I could be totally off-base, and this might be a good price though; as I said, I have no experience in this realm. Any advice?

I’ve seen inexpensive love seats elsewhere, but none that had the foot rests I want. I’m figuring this love seat will be my primary television-watching seat, so being a comfortable item is muy importante.

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Remix

This is an interesting idea: Jeff VanderMeer just released a special edition of his collection Secret Life, which is being called the “Select Fire Remix.” I can’t say I’ve seen a collection remix before, but the idea intrigues me. It says here on the letter enclosed with the book:

This remix contains new material (including graphics), edited original material, and a far greater sense of play. It also excludes five stories that [VanderMeer doesn’t] think hold up under scrutiny (although they are still present in a way).

In addition, the story notes have been greatly expanded, the title story now snakes its way through the whole narrative, and [they’ve] added a meta story on what traditionally would be blank pages.

The letter also promises other changes that the editors will leave it up to the reader to discover.

While on the subject of remixes, I’ll go ahead and blather on about metal for a bit. Trivium recently released a new album, whose title track, The Crusade, is a virtuoso instrumental piece with brilliant, complex guitar work. But. My only gripe with the song is that instead of concluding, it merely fades out, which felt to me like a complete let down. The reason I bring it up in relation to remixes is that this is a song that could really be remixed — if only to change the ending. And the thing is, I think the right ending is right there in the song; there’s one part of the song that, if brought back around at the end, seems to me like it would have been a perfect return to what I think is the best part of the song, and would be a way to conclusively end the damn thing, rather than trailing off. I’m tempted to play around with it in Audacity, to make my own remix, but I fear that it’s probably pretty complicated and would only frustrate me.

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Six Weird Things About Me

Mary Robinette Kowal tagged me to do this meme, though IIRC, she violated one of the rules by not leaving a comment on my blog to inform me of this tagging.  Thus my delay in participating.  But then again I’ve been insanely busy lately, so I wouldn’t have had time anyway, and I’ve been so inundated with blog comment spam, perhaps she did comment and I just missed it. 

Here are the rules of the meme:

Each player of this game starts with the “6 weird things about you”. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

There are probably at least six weird things about me that are apparently obvious to everyone who knows me or reads this blog, so I’ll attempt to list six weird things that might not be immediately apparent.

  1. I have titanium rods attached to my spine.
  2. I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. (This doesn’t seem weird to me, but enough people have expressed surprise at this trifecta that I have come to think of it as an unusual quirk of mine.)
  3. I’m a dietary creature of habit: I eat the same thing for dinner almost every day (and will usually eat that same thing for lunch if I’m not working); at work, I eat at the same Chinese place every day for lunch, and I order the same thing every time (I don’t even have to say anything when I enter the place; they just start making my order).
  4. I lost 190 lbs.
  5. I have to make notes to do things all the time or else I’ll completely forget; sometimes I still forget, even with the notes.
  6. I almost never take my contacts out, even though the instructions say to take them out once a week (and to dispose of them after a month).  Instead, I just wear them until they start bothering me, then I take them out and throw them away.

I’m not going to bother tagging anyone since I’m coming to this meme late, and a lot of people have probably done it already.  Well, no, I’ll tag The Slushmaster; I don’t think he’s done it yet.  Speaking of which, I find it incredibly amusing that when you google “Slushmaster” (to grab the URL), google asks “Did you mean: flushmaster“.  But I guess that works too: he takes the hopes and dreams of the writers submitting stories and flushes them right down the toilet…

 

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