I got a spam recently that I found somewhat interesting. Apparently there’s someone out there who knows how to turn chicks into zombies.

xr scot mmmm bongo
Using this system: 1492 pail kraft 95%
You can make any woman submit to you INSTANTLY;
You can make with her EVERYTHING you want;
It’ll be a pleasure for her to fulfill all your DIRTY desires;

I don’t know what the hell that means–I guess I’m supposed to click the link. Of course, I’m afraid to click. Besides, the zombie apocalypse is unstoppable anyway–no need to rush it along.