Trip to Mars

by John Joseph Adams

February 11, 2006

GENERAL

On Thursday, a few friends and I took a trip to Mars for dinner. It was me, Eugene Myers, Matt Kressel, E!, and Andrea Kail. While we were there, we made friends with this guy:

He joined us for part of our dinner, then wandered off to make new friends. He seemed like a nice enough chap. Didn’t say much though. I think we freaked him out when we started talking about those wasps that turn roaches into their zombie slaves, which I’d read about on Boing Boing.

Here are some more pics. This is the shuttle we took to Mars:

This is the bar where the three-breasted women hang out:

It was quite a trip. And I have to say, Earth cuisine just doesn’t seem as palatable after enjoying those wonderful, exotic Martian dishes.