…Karl Childers calls it a magazine to subscribe to.

It seems good old Karl Childers from Sling Blade subscribes to F&SF.  That’s very cool, if you ask me.  I mean, he didn’t seem like the reading type, but he sure could fix a lawn mower.  Yeah, he’s trying to be cleverly incognitio by changing the spelling of his name to “Carl Childers,” but he can’t fool me.  I processed his subscription today. 

If you’re reading this Karl, I sure do hope you enjoy the magazine.  You won’t be needing that lawn mower blade (or your kaiser blade). Really.