From The StrategyPage’s Military Jokes and Military Humor:

If World War II had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room
traffic would have gone something like this.

Excerpt:

*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

Read the rest here.

Thanks to Dave Kirtley
for
pointing it out, who informs me that he’ll have a slew of his short fiction
available on Fictionwise very soon.