Lord, Save Hollywood From Itself…
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So I was reading the new issue of Entertainment Weekly the other day. In it, I was reading their article about some forthcoming things, movies, books, etc. In July, it seems, there’s a new movie about clones coming out called The Island, directed by Michael Bay, he of the kinetic action thriller (plot & characterization optional) extravaganza. Mr. Bay is quoted as saying “It’s weird to say it’s a movie about clones. I don’t even like the word clones. It makes it sound really geeky. But the movie’s not geeky in any way.”
Is it just me, or does hearing the director of a SF movie say he thinks the word “clones” makes his clone movie sound “geeky”…well, let’s just say it doesn’t inspire a whole lot of confidence. Not that I had any hope of a Michael Bay movie being good, but, well… can expectations be lowered past rock-bottom?
But anyway, since we’re all geeks here, I’m sure we all know there’s good geeky and there’s bad geeky. And based on Mr. Bay’s quote, one thing’s for sure: his clone movie will be geeky, and in the worst possible way.