Here are my responses to
The Tolbert
Cultural Index.  My choices are bold; questions I abstained from
answering have been italicized.  Enjoy:

1. USB 2.0 or Firewire
2. The Smurfs or the Snorks
3. Fraggle Rock or the Muppet Show
4. Kerouac or Ginsberg
5. Kansas or Boston
6. Sally Mann or Diane Arbus
7. Soul Coughing or Weezer
8. Penny Arcade or PvP
9. Orbital or Fatboy Slim
10. Unreal Tournament or some WII crap
11. BoingBoing or Metafilter
12. Pirate or Ninja
13. Beethoven or Bach
14. Asimov’s or Analog
15. Slacks or jeans
16. Dandelions or carnations
17. catfish or salmon
18. Discordian or SubGenius
19. D20 or GURPS
20. BitTorrent or Kazaa
21. Suicide Girls or Playboy
22. Slashdot or Kuro5hin
23. Tick animated or Tick live action
24. Family Guy or King of the Hill
25. Firefly or Buffy the Vampire Slayer
26. highway or city (driving)
27. Saturn or Kia
28. Donnie Darko or The Matrix
29. NTFS or FAT32
30. drive-in theatre or cineplex
31. Greek gods or Roman gods
32. painful death by fire ants or 7th grade
33. Warren Ellis or Grant Morrison
34. Jugglers or clowns
35. train or bus
36. Movable Type or LiveJournal
37. PHP or Perl
38. School House Rocks or After School Special
39. Transformers or Go-Bots
40. Roger Zelazny or Neil Gaiman
41. E.O. Wilson or Stephen Jay Gould
42. Lake Monsters or Bigfoot
43. Pajamas with feet or pajamas without feet
44. The Iron Giant or Toy Story
45. The Legend of Zelda or Super Mario Brothers
46. saturday morning cartoons or after school cartoons
47. VH1 or MTV
48. BiPolar Disorder or Schitzophrenia
49. credit unions or banks
50. ecology or molecular biology